Known canine alcoholic Roxie, having her seventh glass of Merlot at 9:30 a.m. at the SAUCY CAT. Roxie later stumbled out of the bar, pissed on the back of a three-pound Chihuahua named Princess Genesis Garcia , then vomited after eating vodka soaked grass. She then ate her vomit. And smiled. She has no memory of the morning, and currently is in denial that there is a problem.
Ramblings of an Asparagus 