I think my dog has a drinking problem…


Known canine alcoholic Roxie, having her seventh glass of Merlot at 9:30 a.m. at the SAUCY CAT.   Roxie later stumbled out of the bar, pissed on the back of a three-pound Chihuahua named Princess Genesis Garcia , then vomited after eating vodka soaked grass.  She then ate her vomit.   And smiled.  She has no memory of the morning, and currently is in denial that there is a problem.

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